This is one of the funniest girlfriend revenge stories i have ever heard. A good friend of mine told me this story.
Her boyfriend (now husband) was living overseas with his brother. Both of them were from another country and we will call him Bill. Bill’s ( brother we’ll call him Peter) brother Peter was off in that other country where they were from visiting their family.
And Peter was ever so naughty having a girlfriend but sleeping with other women.
His girlfriend knew this she also knew he was off in a far land and would not be home for a while.
So she decided to pay a visit to Bill & Peters apartment while he was away. Bill was home, she was a excellent actress and convinced Bill she was there to bring Peter a gift and want to clean his room for him while he was away.
Bill is a very trusting guy so he let her in.
Peter comes home some time later to find his room smells like rancid death.
Neither of them can figure out what the smell is and in dead winter Peter is sleeping with the windows wide open.
Finally they discover the source of the odor.
The woman scorned had brought over a bag of frozen shrimp during her cleaning rouse and had pulled the bed away from the wall, sliced a small slit in the mattress & shrimp bag.
Then inserted partially open bag of frozen shrimp into the mattress.
And then promptly made up the bed.
Needless to say after a while it thawed and begun to rot.
I like to call her shrimpo.
My girlfriend revenge story 2000’s is much less exciting but i think its sort of funny.
Because im all about subtle revenge, the kind that doesnt really hurt anyone but makes me laugh to my self.
My last boyfriend was a fan of internet , phone & secret rendezvous with random girls.
One in particular he had a whole parallel life with.
Anyway she knew all about me but decided ( as most desperate women do) that this guys she hardly knew who was living with his girlfriend was telling the whole truth.
Anyhow blah,blah,blah she was in and actually still is in this band.
Too bad shell never have website of her band name.
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I collect URLS sometimes.
